say it isn't so

i did not wake up this beautiful morning and SEE SNOW.
i did not, i did not i did not.
we did NOT get a light dusting of snow of the FIRST DAY OF SPRING.
no way would that happen.
no way would it snow 3 days before my birthday.
not a chance.
no way, no how.
insert favorite bad word here.
repeat 3 times.